Jim Behrle is funny. Check out his wonderful piece at The AWL. Sadly, I wouldn’t have found his great tips if I had followed rule #6.
And I’m happy someone is finally giving cats a shout out (#7), though I’m not sure Fred would be the best inspiration.
Meanwhile, rule #9 is pretty damn funny and, though I dig my heels in against it, #11 is the best rule of all.